A lot has happened since the last time we talked to Edward. I can’t believe he kissed Bella. WTF? Didn’t he just tell us, last week, that he didn’t look at her like that? I knew it! I knew he was full of shit when it came out of his mouth! I can’t wait to find out what’s going on in that pretty little head of his. Oh yeah, I have to ask him about that little fight between Bella and Tanya too. “NO EDDIE, YOU BROUGHT HER, YOU FUCK HER!” *lmfao* I love Bella! She such a mouthy bitch when she wants to be! *music starts playing ~ You let me violate you ~ You let me desecrate you~* Oh, I’m sorry, can you excuse me for one second? I’m getting a text. * reads text from Bostongirl1212*
“Edward is on his way to your office. He seems to be in a good mood, so hopefully, he’ll be cooperative today. I hope you have his lollipops…and remember NO HAIR TOUCHING!” -B-girl
*Reaching under my desk, I pull out a big white box with a huge red bow on top and place it right in the middle of my large mahogany desk. Resting my hands on the sides of the box , I stare at the door, waiting for him to step through. I take a deep breath. The scent of cinnamon and Marlboro reach me before he does*.
Edward:*walks in winks at Krysti*Hey what’s up, Krysti?*eyes flash to box with bow, reaches for it* I believe this is mine? *smiles*
Krysti:*slaps his hand away* Not so fast, pretty boy. Talk to me first and I promise I’ll let you lick these later.*eyes drop to the box but continue to pan down to the cleavage slightly visible from the top of her blouse, then quickly back up at him* Have a seat handsome. I think you have some explaining to do.
Edward:*follows Krysti’s eyes to box then to her cleavage, bites bottom lip, eyes flash back up to hers* Fuck! Krysti, you gotta’ stop doing that shit. *flops down in chair*
Krysti:*smiles* Soooo, I heard there was a little beach party and things got…uhhh…I guess we could say….CLOSER *hums a couple notes of the song* between you and Bella? What happened to “not thinking of her in that way” and “not wanting to kiss her because it would fuck things up”?
Edward:*Raises eyebrow at Krysti, licks lips, swallows hard* I fucking love KOL's “Closer” it's an amazing fucking song, and Bella was so fucking…um…tempting. Shit, you don’t think this will fuck things up, do you? She fucking kissed me back like she wanted it to happen. She wouldn’t have kissed me back if she didn’t want it too, right? * Runs hand through hair nervously*
Krysti:*shrugs* Edward, you got really angry when Emmett called you Tanward? It was obvious he was just drunk and kidding. Why all the hostility?
Edward:*rolls eyes* Listen, Tanya was fuckin’ following me around. I went over there to try to get away from her. Fuckin’ Em, just made it worse. That bitch is clingy, and trust me she needs no more encouragement. *gazes at box *
Krysti: I understand that Bella and Jacob have been life long friends? Why did you get so jealous over something as simple as one little dance?
Edward:*grits teeth, pulls out cigarette, raises eyebrow at Krysti* You don’t mind do you? *Krysti shakes her head* I wouldn’t have to smoke if you’d just give me my fucking lollipops. *lights cigarette, takes long drag, runs hand through hair, leans head back on chair* First off, I didn’t know who the fuck that was dancing with Bella, at first. Fuck, I had seen one picture of the prick, a long fucking time ago; he had longer hair then. How was I supposed to know? Then she told me it was fucking Jacob and I remembered her telling me she had some, um….eh… history with him. But after the fight, with Tanya, she was dancing with him like that, and that fucking kid’s hands were all over her. I didn’t fucking like it. What the fuck, Krysti? He was fucking acting like she was his to touch like that”. *takes another long drag of cigarette sits back up meeting Krysti’s eyes*
Krysti: Speaking of the fight, that little argument between Bella and Tanya got pretty ugly. What did you say to Tanya after Bella walked away with Jacob?
Edward:*puts out cigarette, pulls lollipop out of his pocket, starts to unwrap it before he realizes Krysti is glaring at him, winks at Krysti and keeps unwrapping* Krysti, we are close, right? * smirks* That being said, I don’t know if you really want to hear verbatim what I told her. It was fucking vicious. Let’s just say, I told her to fuck off and leave it at that.
Krysti: Bostongirl told me that you agreed to answer a question from one of her fabulous readers. She also mentioned that you asked her to pick the question because Bella was….doing…something…that had you a bit distracted? *raises an eyebrow, feigning a look of innocent confusion* Lucky for you, we’re almost out of time, but you will have to tell more about that next week.*smirks* Anyway, PurpleBrina17 wants to know if you plan on following Bella to AZ?
Edward: B-girl told you about that? *smirks, puts lollipop in mouth tucks it in cheek* Its going to be so fucking hard to be away from her for the next few weeks, really fucking hard. *frowns eyebrows, sighs* But no, you can tell PurpleBrina17 that I won’t be going to AZ. Thank God for cell phones, huh? *stands up, looks at box, smiles*
Krysti: I know you only agreed to one reader question but I’m really curious to know this myself, so I’ll go ahead and ask. Bouncy72 wants to know if you would consider going to visit her, if she sends you a case of cinnamon lollipops? So Edward, tell me, what exactly would you be willing to do for a big box of hot, delicious, hard, cinnamon lollipops with a big red bow on top? *eyes fall to the box between her hands, licks her lips before giving him a devilish smirk*
Edward:*smirks* Do you really want to know Krysti? *walks around desk, turns Krysti’s chair to face him, puts hands on either side of her on arm rests* Do you really want to know what I would do for those lollipops? *leans in closer, glances at her lips then quickly moves eyes back to hers.* I would be willing to walk down that hall right there and tell B-girl that you refused to give me my lollipops and then you’d have to deal with her. *grins wide as he grabs the box and winks at Krysti, walks to the door and stops* By the way, tell Bouncy72 to send the lollipops first and then we’ll talk *chuckles as he walks out the door*
*Krysti grabs phone to text Bostongirl*
“B-girl – Edward just left. Interview is done. I swear that man is going to be the fucking death of me. GRRRR! P.S. I was a good girl… mostly… well…I didn’t touch his hair anyway.” ~Krys
....He pulled me into him as he gradually slid his knee between my legs. I leaded back, as far as I could, while rocking and grinding my hips against his leg. He pulled me back up, bringing me face to face with him. I immediately looked to my left, intentionally meeting my eyes with Edwards.
He was glaring at us. His eyes were red and slightly glazed over from the affects of the alcohol. But was much closer now, standing with the others. He was taking deep, long drags off his cigarette, as he vigilantly surveillanced my situation......
The "Unhealthy" Moral of the Story: O.M.G. if Edward is "watching"...who in the hell is Bella grinding on? I don't know about you, but I have a sneaky feeling Edward isn't going to let that shit go on much longer! Wanna' know what happens next...watch for the new update of Always & Never, to be posted soon!
Edward has agreed to sit down with "An Unhealthy Addiction" at the end of each chapter to discuss his thoughts and point of view. This is our first interview. Edward is definitely the quiet type but I hope he will warm up to me and open up a little, as we spend more time together. I must admit, it's going to be difficult for me to keep my hands out of his hair (ya'll know I have that hair fetish thing) and off of his body during these interviews. I can't make any guarantees, but out of respect for Bella and the fact that Bostongirl threatened to take away my interview privleges if I don't behave, I promise to exercise as much self control as possible.
Always & Never ~Chapter 1
Krysti: Hello, Edward. I was very pleased when Bostongirl told me that you had agreed to meet with me. I know this isn’t easy for you, since you have a tendency to keep all your feelings bottled up. But, it is important for us to hear you’re side of the story as well. I will make every effort to keep this enjoyable for both of us. *winks* I hope you didn’t have any trouble finding this hotel?
Edward: It was no big deal. I just entered the address into my GPS, but I’m not sure why you insisted on doing the interview from this hotel. It’s a nice place, but fuck, it’s in the middle of nowhere? It took me half an hour to get here. *unwraps a red, square lollipop and slides it into his mouth*
Krysti:*eyes fixed on the short white stick being held between his lips*Well, Edward, my office is being remolded and there are just too many distractions at your house. I thought this place was quaint and just far enough off the beaten path that nobody would know we were even here…so no matter what is said between us or what happens while we’ll here, it will be just between us. *smirks* You know, just in case, you didn’t want anyone to know that we’re meeting to discuss your feelings and all.” *quickly looking away from his mouth* It’s totally for your benefit, but I’m more than willing to make the drive, to ensure this is as comfortable for you as possible. *licking her lips* Ok, um, yeah, let’s get started. I’m very curious about your “oral fixation”. Bella mentioned that you have a “thing” for these cinnamon lollipops. *pointing at his mouth without letting her eyes follow her finger* How long has this lollipop habit been going on?
Edward:*raises a questioning eyebrow and smirks* Oral fixation’ huh? I wouldn’t really call it that…I smoke and when I can’t fucking smoke, I have one of these. *shrugs* Plus, girls don’t want to kiss a fucking ashtray, so it helps with that too.
Krysti: History has it; the Queen of Sheeba used cinnamon to seduce King Solomon and that’s what actually started their legendary love affair. Are you aware that cinnamon is considered to be an aphrodisiac?
Edward:*leans forward, slowly pulls out lollipop, resting elbows on knees, narrowing eyes at Krysti* So, what are you trying to say, Krysti? *pops lollipop back in mouth clicking it against teeth*
Krysti:*leaning down to match his posture, meeting him at eye level* Just pointing out, that of all the many flavors of lollipops you could have chosen, you chose one that happens to be an aphrodisiac. I’m not fully convinced that was a coincidence. But, we’ll come back to that later. Next question; Bella went into great detail describing what she thought about you the first time she saw you in biology class. What did you think of Bella the first time you saw her?
Edward:*adjusting in seat * Seriously? Krysti, Bella is my best friend, but she is fucking beautiful. Trust me, I have to hear about it from all the fuckin’ horny pricks at school on a daily basis. But do you want to know what I think makes her even hotter? The fact that she doesn’t even know just how fucking hot she really is. I mean… if I was going to look at her in that way, which I don’t.
Krysti: Hmmm, is that so? *smirks* Your reaction to the note Mike Newton wrote Bella was a little…uh….intense. You’re not the type to lose control over something so juvenile. What was it about that note that pushed you over the edge?
Edward:*cracks knuckles, takes a deep breath* Newton’s a dick and that was fucked up. Bella didn’t deserve that shit. She deserves to be respected. He has been harassing B for a long time. That was the fuckin’ last straw. Plus, it’s like my job to protect her now, right? That’s what friends do, they take care of each other. But if he fucks with her again, *swallows hard* lets just say, he will regret it. *chomps down on lollipop*
Krysti: All of the texting and “tell me a story” music swapping is very sweet. Is it something you look forward to everyday as mush as Bella does?
Edward:*smiles* She told you about that, huh? Well… yeah, I mean that is our thing. I really try to find the perfect song for her every night. You know, so she will sleep well. We are both really into music and to be honest, I think I would sleep like shit without it.
Krysti: The morning of the beach party, Bella came in your room to wake you. You grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed cuddling her into you. Then, just as she was about to leave, there was this moment when you pulled her face close to yours. It was a very intense moment. For a second, I thought you were going to kiss her, but instead you whispered a smart ass comment about wanting oatmeal instead of pancakes. Have you ever been tempted to kiss Bella?
Edward: I’m really not looking forward to Bella leaving, that just fucking sucks. We always cuddle and shit, so that’s nothing new, plus her hair smells so fucking good. *smirks* Swan is a smartass, just like me. *chuckles* Wait…what was the question? Oh, yeah right… Have I ever been tempted to kiss Bella? *runs fingers threw hair**Krysti gasps, promptly sliding her hands under her legs, sitting on them, trapping them in a safe place* Fuck, Krysti, I dunno? She’s my best friend and that shit is too risky. That would just fuck things up, wouldn’t it? *glancing at the odd positioning of Krysti's hands, he quirks an eyebrow and shakes his head, while pulling another lollipop out of his pocket*
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